minyak goreng untuk laptop

suatu hari gw pernah memainkan laptop dengan tangan kotor abis makan sesuatu. hasilnya? trackpad laptop gw kena makanan dan ada bekas2 kering nempel di trackpadnya. gw kesel dong, akhirnya gw kerok2 pake tangan tapi bekas keringnya itu banyak banget jadi susah dan lama -_____-

akhirnya, tanpa pertimbangan, gw ambil tissue dan cairan pembersih LCD, dan srot srot, gw membersihkan trackpad gw. bersih loh, saudara-saudara! langsung bersih berkilat sunlight gitu, fufufu hahaha, tapi pas gw pegang, TERNYATA OH TERNYATA, trackpad gw jadi KESET bgt. kesetnya ga wajar gitu, sampe susah dipake.

panik dong gw, gw berpikir gue telah merusak bagian penting dari laptop ini. gw telah berlaku bodoh, ah tidak, ini tidak mungkin terjadi. laptop ini wafat karena aku! oh nooooooooo. (petir menggelegar)

haha ga deng, ketika gw pegang keset, gw jadi tambah kesel, 'ini laptop maunya apa sih, dibersihin kok malah jadi aneh' (padahal gue yang salah hahahaha)
terus gw mikir, sesuatu yang terlalu keset ----> harus dilicinkan. bagaimanakah cara melicinkan? ----> pake minyak.

MINYAK, HANDAI TAULAN!

lalu gw mikir lagi, minyak apa yang bisa dipakai?
karena ga ada ide lain, akhirnya...
gw pake



minyak goreng

krik





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gw tau gw bego hahahahah, laptop gw langsung bau minyak dan itu menyebalkan. untung ga rusak hahahahahaha. super bego parah gue telah memperlakukan laptop gw dengan kejam. aah tidak apakah saya terjerat pasal sekian-sekian?

tapi sekarang trackpadnya udah bener lagi loh, berkat minyak goreng ;p

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how to save a life

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came